why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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