Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
The adults are the big ones right?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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