Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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