I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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