Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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