Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Randomize
