why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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