I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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