just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
