Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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