susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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