How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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