For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I need to calm my uterus...
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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