your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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