ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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