It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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