i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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