Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Randomize
