: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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