So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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