I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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