You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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