so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
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