sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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