i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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