so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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