How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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