You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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