I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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