I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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