garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
did you just send me my own nude
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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