What a fucking waste of an outfit
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
The adults are the big ones right?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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