we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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