I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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