and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Randomize
