I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
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