whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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