I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
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