You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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