"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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