yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Pooping to opera.
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