He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Randomize
