Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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