And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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