I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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