So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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