Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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