420 ftw
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
It's Friday. Sex?
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
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