I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
oh god the rape fog is back!
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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