his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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