She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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