wat bout pragnant strippers??
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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