On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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