if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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