She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
My bed smells like the plague
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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